9 French nursery rhymes that will make you go WTF?

At home we probably listen to and sing more French children’s songs than English. And that’s fine, it’s nice to have an alternative to Old MacDonald and The Wheels on the Bus. At first I just sort of hummed along, ...

7 things French parents say to their children

Whether you speak French at home or hear it in the park and in the playground, there are certain expressions you hear French parents use all the time. Especially if they’re angry… 1. “Tu as fait une bêtise.” (“You were ...
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28 signs your child may be French

You know how it is. You give birth to what you think is a perfectly normal British child. Sure, the birth may have taken place in France but you’re confident that your influence is strong enough to turn your child ...

How frozen food saved my sanity after birth

After having the first of what seems like many children, I found myself in a predicament that will be familiar to many new parents: I was about able to look after the bleating, squawking bundle of joy – that was ...